What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Leave it inside the cow.
I like telling Dad jokes.
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?