Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You shouldn't press your luck.
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Which relative loves rice?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Which computer won the talent show?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
