Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you call two birds in love?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?