Which relative loves rice?
Uncle Ben.
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why are computers so good at golf?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Where do ships always get stuck?