What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
They created a cat-astrophic mess.
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Families are like fudge.
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?