Which type of traveler is the calmest?
The no-mad.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do fish use for glasses?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why don't ants get sick?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call two birds in love?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
If you need help building an ark...
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?