What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
They are banana split.
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do little fish love to play with?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why do cows make great bakers?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?