What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated.
What's the most masculine animal?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What time of day was Adam created?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why are baseball games at night?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do cows say on NYE?