Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
It's cheaper than flying to the tropics.
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Which state is the cleanest?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?