What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Whoops! My fault!
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?