What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.