What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
We had a discussion about roses.
How do locomotives know where to go?
How do you grill cheese?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?