What kind of dog loves to eat?
A Chow.
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
How do you get kids to do something?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?