Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Which singer could always break a five?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do ducks get after they eat?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What is the definition of Robin?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?