Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Because the Earth finally warms up to him.
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
If you need help building an ark...
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What shape has a knighthood?