What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call a fly without wings?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?