How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What's the scariest letter?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?