Why did the mountain cry all the time?
It was dealing with an avalanche of emotions.
What's the friendliest pen?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How does a penguin build its house?
Which animal is the most religious?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Where do books sleep?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?