What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Which animals make the best football players?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What style of music weighs the most?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?