Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
It goes good with the traffic jam.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Where do goldfish go camping?