What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
I'm just kitten' around.
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?