Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
He just wanted to be a watermelon.
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why are all priests fit?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What is another name for a cow?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
How are teens like cats?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
