What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
He went bananas!
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?