Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do cows like to dance to?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
When do cows get tired?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?