Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
In a ham-mock.
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's the opposite of irony?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?