Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken didn't exist yet.
How did the tree feel in spring?
Where would you find an elephant?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?