Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?