Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
It's very appealing.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.