What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
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How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Where was Noah born?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Where do they produce Christian films?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What does an evil hen lay?
What happens when grass goes out of town?