What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue.
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Where do milkshakes come from?