What animal floats best?
The gir-raft.
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's the noisiest food?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?