Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Because they love a good scratcher!
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?