What do you call a rabbit barber?
A hare stylist.
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you call a tired tree?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?