What do you call the pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
How much does freedom weigh?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?