What do you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito.
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Which fly makes films?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why do trees try new things so often?