Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
He had an amazing set of pipes.
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why is winter considered holy?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How much does freedom weigh?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do cows say on NYE?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Where do stars go to college?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.