What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?