Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Yeah, it was a cereal killer.
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What horn never makes a sound?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?