What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What siblings are always sad?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
How do amoebas make calls?