What day do hands always go to church?
Palm Sunday.
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How did the tree get lost?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?