Why was the horse so happy?
Because they lived in a stable environment.
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Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
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What Easter candy has tons of friends?
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What musical instrument is the best typist?
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Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?