Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
That bird won't stop squawking.
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?