What's a dog's favorite book?
A Tail of Two Cities.
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Which celebrity always frowns?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Which family member has tusks?