Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
What do farmers do on February 14th?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?