Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run.
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What is the most adorable season?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What's the world's weakest animal?