Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
They do so many legal briefs.
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Which cats love to be petted?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Where do kittens go to school?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do math teachers eat?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What did the shower say to the toilet?