What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do horses say to greet each other?