Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What fish only swims at night?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?