What animal could Noah not trust?
The cheetah.
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What is another name for a cow?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?