What's a Christian's favorite sport?
La-cross.
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are baseball games at night?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What table can you never sit at?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?